Keep Away From Me Til I’ve Had My Damn Tea... Tea!

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English Breakfast Tea     90g

We’ve hand-crafted this dead set staple using the ultimate blend: Assam and Ceylon black tea.

Mother Nature's little helper! Pure lux -ur tea!

Our resident Guru P.T Baggas has this to say: “What? Uh, I just woke up. Can’t you read the label, F&%k Off”


Use one heaped teaspoon (2g) per cup of boiled water. Wait for 1 to 2 minutes then strain and get it in ya!


100% Organic black teas from India and Sri Lanka, blended and Ethically sourced.

Storage: Store below 25c in a dry place

Free From: GMO, Dairy, Nuts, Eggs, Soy, Artificial bloody colours, flavours or gross sweeteners….or dairy.

Packaging: Low Carbon footprint, BPA FREE.

Made on equipment that may also process nuts and gluten. Do not use if pregnant or nursing without professional health care advice.

For the best results, do not consume sugar or wheat if you are detoxing. Blended and packaged in Australia using local and imported ingredients. Store in a cool, dry place.

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