No More Midnight Pee Tea! (Hibiscus Flower Tea)

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Hibiscus Flower Tea - Organic- 75g

How good is getting up to pee in the middle of the night fellas? Hey! Sheesh… Well fear not… this isn’t some Hippie HooDoo. This little ripper has been shown to have special medicinal properties and some of these calm the old prostate. You’re welcome. Now ladies don’t you be shy, as this little beauty is thought to have antioxidant properties… if you don’t mind! Apparently the old Egyptian Royals used to drink it cos they thought it was fancy AF and was healthy and made people virile… sorry vital! Whateves…. All good for ya and organic! 😎.

Here’s what P.T Baggas has to say on the subject: “ Mate, get’n up every night at 3 am to syphon the python, sucked big time and made me cranky as a vegan at a bbq. But since I’ve been drinking a cup of this before beddy byes I’ve been sleeping like a bear on ketamine and I’m now so relaxed people are starting to like me again”


Use one teaspoonful (2g) of tea with 1 cup of boiling (100c) water. Wait for 10-15 minutes. Strain and enjoy. Drink 2 to 3 cups daily or as needed.


100% Organic Hibiscus Flower tea from India.

Made on equipment that may also process nuts and gluten. Do not use if pregnant or nursing without professional health care advice.

For the best results, do not consume sugar or wheat if you are detoxing. Blended and packaged in Australia using local and imported ingredients. Store in a cool, dry place.

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